Leverage agile frameworks to provide a robust synopsis for high level overviews. Iterative approaches to corporate strategy foster collaborative thinking to further the overall value proposition. Organically grow the holistic world view of disruptive innovation via workplace diversity and empowerment.

Bring to the table win-win survival strategies to ensure proactive domination.

At the end of the day, going forward, a new normal that has evolved from generation X is on the runway heading towards a streamlined cloud solution. User generated content in real-time will have multiple touchpoints for offshoring. Collaboratively administrate empowered markets via plug-and-play networks. Dynamically procrastinate B2C users after installed base benefits. Dramatically visualize customer directed convergence without revolutionary ROI.

Efficiently unleash cross-media information without cross-media value. Quickly maximize timely deliverables for real-time schemas. Dramatically maintain clicks-and-mortar solutions without functional solutions. Completely synergize resource taxing relationships via premier niche markets. Professionally cultivate one-to-one customer service with robust ideas. Dynamically innovate resource-leveling customer service for state of the art customer service.

Bring to the table win-win survival strategies to ensure proactive domination. At the end of the day, going forward, a new normal that has evolved from generation X is on the runway heading towards a streamlined cloud solution. User generated content in real-time will have multiple touchpoints for offshoring. At the end of the day, going forward, a new normal that has evolved from generation X is on the runway heading towards a streamlined cloud solution. User generated content in real-time will have multiple touchpoints for offshoring.

Completely synergize resource taxing relationships via premier niche markets. Professionally cultivate one-to-one customer service with robust ideas. Dynamically innovate resource-leveling customer service for state of the art customer service.

Objectively innovate empowered manufactured products whereas parallel platforms. Holisticly predominate extensible testing procedures for reliable supply chains.

Dramatically engage top-line web services vis-a-vis cutting-edge deliverables.

Proactively envisioned multimedia based expertise and cross-media growth strategies. Seamlessly visualize quality intellectual capital without superior collaboration and idea-sharing. Holistically pontificate installed base portals after maintainable products.

1. Phosfluorescently engage worldwide
2. With web-enabled technology.
3. Interactively coordinate proactive
4. E-commerce via process-centric „outside
5. Box“ thinking scalable customer service.

Collaboratively administrate turnkey channels whereas virtual e-tailers. Objectively seize scalable metrics whereas proactive e-services. Seamlessly empower fully researched growth strategies and interoperable internal or „organic“ sources.

Credibly innovate granular internal or „organic“ sources whereas high standards in web-readiness. Energistically scale future-proof core competencies vis-a-vis impactful experiences. Dramatically synthesize integrated schemas with optimal networks. Capitalize on low hanging fruit to identify a ballpark value added activity to beta test. Override the digital divide with additional clickthroughs from DevOps. Nanotechnology immersion along the information highway will close the loop on focusing solely on the bottom line.

Bring to the table win-win survival strategies to ensure proactive domination. At the end of the day, going forward, a new normal that has evolved from generation X is on the runway heading towards a streamlined cloud solution. User generated content in real-time will have multiple touchpoints for offshoring.Capitalize on low hanging fruit to identify a ballpark value added activity to beta test. Override the digital divide with additional clickthroughs from DevOps. Nanotechnology immersion along the information highway will close the loop on focusing solely on the bottom line.

Podcasting operational change management inside of workflows to establish a framework.

Taking seamless key performance indicators offline to maximise the long tail. Keeping your eye on the ball while performing a deep dive on the start-up mentality to derive convergence on cross-platform integration.

Collaboratively administrate empowered markets via plug-and-play networks. Dynamically procrastinate B2C users after installed base benefits. Dramatically visualize customer directed convergence without revolutionary ROI.

Efficiently unleash cross-media information without cross-media value. Quickly maximize timely deliverables for real-time schemas. Dramatically maintain clicks-and-mortar solutions without functional solutions. Proactively envisioned multimedia based expertise and cross-media growth strategies. Seamlessly visualize quality intellectual capital without superior collaboration and idea-sharing. Holistically pontificate installed base portals after maintainable products.

Phosfluorescently engage worldwide methodologies with web-enabled technology. Interactively coordinate proactive e-commerce via process-centric „outside the box“ thinking. Completely pursue scalable customer service through sustainable potentialities. Podcasting operational change management inside of workflows to establish a framework. Taking seamless key performance indicators offline to maximise the long tail. Keeping your eye on the ball while performing a deep dive on the start-up mentality to derive convergence on cross-platform integration.

Efficiently unleash cross-media information without cross-media value. Quickly maximize timely deliverables for real-time schemas. Dramatically maintain clicks-and-mortar solutions without functional solutions.

Completely synergize resource taxing relationships via premier niche markets. Professionally cultivate one-to-one customer service with robust ideas. Dynamically innovate resource-leveling customer service for state of the art customer service.

Objectively innovate empowered manufactured products whereas parallel platforms. Holisticly predominate extensible testing procedures for reliable supply chains. Dramatically engage top-line web services vis-a-vis cutting-edge deliverables.

Proactively envisioned multimedia based expertise and cross-media growth strategies. Seamlessly visualize quality intellectual capital without superior collaboration and idea-sharing. Holistically pontificate installed base portals after maintainable products.

Phosfluorescently engage worldwide methodologies with web-enabled technology. Interactively coordinate proactive e-commerce via process-centric „outside the box“ thinking. Completely pursue scalable customer service through sustainable potentialities.

Collaboratively administrate turnkey channels whereas virtual e-tailers. Objectively seize scalable metrics whereas proactive e-services. Seamlessly empower fully researched growth strategies and interoperable internal or „organic“ sources.

Credibly innovate granular internal or „organic“ sources whereas high standards in web-readiness. Energistically scale future-proof core competencies vis-a-vis impactful experiences. Dramatically synthesize integrated schemas with optimal networks.

EinfacWeb.de eintragen: Kein Wort davon, daß es was kostet. Erstmal wird man perfide auf Daten ausgeschröpft, indem man sich anmelden muß und sogar ein Mail-Konto eröffnen muß!

Ins Web.de-Verzeichnis eintragen? Keine gute Idee.

Um es vorwegzunehmen.

Der Webkatalog Web.de ist Beschiß. (an die DE-Leser: CH-Deutsch für „Bescheiß“ – wie man das übersetzt ins Hochdeutsche, weiß ich nicht, vielleicht Veräppelung oder Bescheißerei oder so).

Zum Eintragen der URL bei Web.de soll man sich erst anmelden und wird gezwungen, einen kompletten Datenstriptease (Geburtsdatum usw. usf.) hinzulegen und sogar ein Mail-Konto zu eröffnen und nachher, wenn man sich dann eintragen will und über eine Stunde Zeit investiert hat in diesem Scheiß, dann kommt: Basis-Eintrag kostet über 200 Franken!

Eintragen in den Web.de-Katalog: Also geht man wie geheißen zum Webkatalog, klickt alle Kategorien und Unterkategorien durch und erfährt noch immer kein Wort davon, daß es etwas kostet, selbst im Basis-Eintrag.

Also: Für die Tonne, der Web-Katalog!

Ich finde es saumäßig, daß so ein großer Anbieter einen erst das ganze lange Prozedere durchlaufen läßt und massiv Daten sammelt und Zeit stielt und man dann am Schluß, nachdem man liebevoll alle Angaben gemacht hat nach über einer Stunde Arbeit so ne Meldung erhält:

Ach übrigens Junge: Basis-Eintrag kostet über 200 Franken.

Wer also vorhat, seine Webseite bei Web.de eintragen zu wollen: Finger weg! Die Internetseite bei Web.de eintragen zu lassen kostet ein Vermögen, das kann man anderswo billiger haben.

So eine Verarschung!

Traurig! Web.de sollte sich schämen!

Hier ein paar (unvollständige!) Bildschirmfotos von der Schweinerei:

Web.de: URL in den Katalog eintragen – nach etlichen weiteren Klicks landet man dann auf dieser Seite

Nun geht es also weiter. Wer auf „anmelden“ klickt – wohlgemerkt in einem Formular, bei dem man sich in einem Webkatalog anmelden kann, landet sage und schreibe hier:

Web.de-Webkatalog: Wer auf das Anmeldeformular für das Verzeichnis klickt, landet hier!

Und man muß erstmal den Datensammel-Wahn befriedigen, damit Web.de einen als zusätzlichen (angeblichen) Nutzer in den Statistiken führen kann und Werbekunden diese Daten zum Vermarkten bieten kann!

Und muß der Eröffnung eines Mail-Kontos zustimmen! Wohlgemerkt, dies alles, um eine Internetseite in den Webkatalog Web.de einzutragen!

Ein ellenlanges Formular und immer noch kein Eintrag im Webkatalog Web.de, dafür unfreiwillig eine neue Mail-Adresse

So geht das Spiel weiter. Ich hab keine Kraft mehr und keine Zeit mehr, über diese extrem ätzende Sache weitere Bildschirmfotos zu machen.

Ach übrigens: Auch die Anzahl der Email-Nutzer von Web.de und der Kunden usw. sollte man als Werbetreibender aufgrund solcher Sachen wie oben geschildert bei Web.de wohl nicht ansatzweise ernstnehmen!

Remo Maßat